Be wary of men who use "lol" in daily communication; beit e-mail, texting, or verbally.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Kids Say the Darnedest Things
Every week or so, I get to take my neice and nephew to lunch. More specificly, to the "Fry Store". My nephew loves fries. I think he thinks they are their own food group.
I just got back from lunch with the chill'ens, and it was a great time as always. This specific fry store is very friendly when we go. When the kids are done with their meals, someone always comes and asks if the kids would like Courtesy Cones. Oh heck yah. Who can say no to free icecream?
At any rate, the Fry store we went to today was kind of on the scetchy side of town. Run-down houses, midget-prostitutes, boarded up windows... you know the place I'm talkin about. Along with the scetchy location of the store, was the scetchy employees. I'm not saying anything about their character at all, just their appearances. Hydrogen Peroxide blonde skunk hair, leathered and sunken drug-enduced faces. All very nice. At the end of our meal today came a friendly lady to ask us if we wanted our Courtesy Cones. I should note that my nickname for this lady, politically incorrectly, is Snaggletooth McWolfenfang. ... Nuf said.
After she turned around from so sweetly giving us our free icecream, my three-year-old nephew says at the top of his lungs, "WHY COME DAT LADY HAVE BROKEN TEETH?"
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